Monday, July 15, 2013


One of my readers sent a question to my Questions and Comments page, asking what advice I would give to George Zimmerman, now that he has finally been acquitted.  Here was my answer.


1. Start Dr. Gott's "No Flour, No Sugar" diet at once.

2. Shave your head.

3. Grow a beard.

4. Contact National Enquirer, sell an interview.

5. With the cash from the interview, move to Baja California Sur for three to six months.

6. Once you've lost the 120 pounds you packed on during the past year, arrange to meet me at the La Mision hotel in Loreto. We'll plan your future together.
If any of you readers has better advice for Zimmerman, as to what to do next or where Zimmerman should hide, post to to the Q&C page, please.

1 comment:

  1. It is sad that George Zimmerman, whom many say should never have been prosecuted in the first place, is now having to hide to avoid being killed. What a sad, pathetic comment on the attitudes of some Americans towards other Americans, all of which are the greatest people on the earth - are they not, by virtue of being citizens of the "greatest country on the earth?" God help us! This nation and planet are in deep trouble.


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